You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Bring me that man meat
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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