The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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