mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Fuck appropriateness.
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On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize