I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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