I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Randomize
