did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I just found a bag of teeth...
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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