Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.