How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
she pinky promised me she was 18
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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