So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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