he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
