My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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