Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
