Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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