It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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