every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
What a dumb baby whore.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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