yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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