Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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