He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
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I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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