Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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