Christians are straight up FREAKS
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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