Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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