some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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