There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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