sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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