Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
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Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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