I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Hippo gnu deer
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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