i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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