How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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