Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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