whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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