is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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