lets start a swedish sibling band together
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Randomize
