I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
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Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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