she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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