every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
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Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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