You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
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You pole danced in your parka.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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