Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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