Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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