This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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