You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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