so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize
