if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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