I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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