Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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