But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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