There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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