Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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