This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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