how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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