I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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