Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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