I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
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I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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