I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
How's work?
Spinning.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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