Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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