Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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